Monday, June 1, 2009

Delesbianicious

I have created a new word. Delesbianicious. Let’s break it down for you.

De- from the Latin, meaning: yummy.
Lesbian- from the Greek, meaning: girl on girl action.
Icious- from the colloquial Mandarin, meaning: chock full of.

Delesbianicious: adj. Ghetto American English. Desirable hot lesbian action.

I created this new word after singing “Take Me or Leave Me,” with my new friend Ally at the piano bar. Because we were so good, I had to create a word for how good we were. We were delesbianicious.

The beautiful thing about this new word is that you don’t have be a lesbian to use it. You just have to appreciate hot lesbian action for the beautiful thing that it is. Because truly hot lesbian action is a rare thing and it is delesbianicious. Try to use it in a sentence today.

So there you are, Merriam and Webster. I’ve made my contribution. Chelsea Lately’s Lexicon can lick my nine.

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